*DISCLAIMER: Some or all parts of this post may be theologically incorrect for comical purposes.
Gabe: "Mom, does God have a gun?"
Me: "Nope, God doesn't need a gun."
Gabe: "Well then what is He going to kill Satan with?"
Me: "He is going to smite him."
Gabe: "What does smite mean?"
Me: "It means he's going to blow him up into a fiery ball of smoke till there's nothing left."
Gabe: *sounding concerned* "But then I might die too!!"
Me: "Why would you die?"
Gabe: "Because God lives in my heart and when he smites him it might make my heart explode."
On a slightly unrelated note.... while searching for a picture to post with this blog, I did a google image search for "God smiting Satan" and the first picture to pop up was of Bill O'Reilly, which just made me giggle.
oh my gosh, that kid is something else! That's also hysterical about the google search!
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