Wednesday, September 9, 2009
God and Guns
*DISCLAIMER: Some or all parts of this post may be theologically incorrect for comical purposes.
Gabe: "Mom, does God have a gun?"
Me: "Nope, God doesn't need a gun."
Gabe: "Well then what is He going to kill Satan with?"
Me: "He is going to smite him."
Gabe: "What does smite mean?"
Me: "It means he's going to blow him up into a fiery ball of smoke till there's nothing left."
Gabe: *sounding concerned* "But then I might die too!!"
Me: "Why would you die?"
Gabe: "Because God lives in my heart and when he smites him it might make my heart explode."
On a slightly unrelated note.... while searching for a picture to post with this blog, I did a google image search for "God smiting Satan" and the first picture to pop up was of Bill O'Reilly, which just made me giggle.