Tonight we had tilapia for dinner. This was a conversation that occurred while trying to manipulate our children into eating their fish
Me: Gabe... eat your fish. It makes your brain big. You don't want Zoe to have a bigger brain than you do you?
Gabe: No! *shovels fish into his mouth*
Justin: Good job, son.
Gabe: Why does eating fish make your brain big?
Me: Because it has amino 3 fatty-acids.
Gabe: What are fatty asses?
