Thursday, March 26, 2009

I Ate My Toenail

I think every kid has a "sneaky look." At least Gabe has one, fo sho.

Today that little devilish smile showed up when I walked into the room.

Me: What'd you do?

Gabe: I ate it. *sheepish grin, stares at floor*

Me: What'd you eat? * Silently prays "Dear God please don't let this answer lead to another poison control call. They must be getting suspicious by now" *

Gabe: I ate my toenail.

I don't think I need to say anything else.


  1. Love this blog. John and I crack up at almost every Gabeism! Where do kids think up this stuff??

  2. That's better than one of my sons. He says he ate poop so he'd be sick and get more attention. We're still not sure if that's why he was sick or just coincidence.